dominospizzadelivery:

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”

slashmarks:

ameriphobia:

i would literally rather have darth vader be our next president than donald trump. if darth vader ran in the 2016 elections, and it came down to him and donald trump, i would vote for darth vader without even thinking

this post is interesting because it implies a future in which darth vader won the democratic primary

magegirls:

eirstegalkin:

in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result

Of all my posts to go super big I’m glad it was this one